Thursday, August 20, 2009

Watch your mouth

Sometimes, things don't come out the way we intended.

Yee: [of British words] ...and eraser is rubber.

Andy: Rubber?

Yee: Yeah.

Andy: Sounds like you're talking about condoms...

Yee: Yeah, one time I asked this girl in my lab, "Could you pass the rubber?" [pause] "I mean eraser."

Our friend Sam likes children. Sometimes, her enthusiasm doesn't come out quite right:

"Don't look at girls, look at kids!"

"I check out girls... little girls."

Awkward.


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