Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Sandlot's Thanksgiving Ballad

To the tune of Fresh Prince:
Western Ontario for study and play
At a library where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, readin', relaxin', all cool
Watchin' some people inside of the school
When a viral infection
That was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I picked up one little flu and my mom got scared
She said, "You're coming back home to Mississauga, my dear."

I called for a bus and when it came near
The sketchy bus terminal filled me with fear
If anything I could ask, "Where's this bus from?"
But I thought, "Nah forget it - Yo G, to Square One!"

I pulled up to the city about 7 or 8
So doped up on cold meds I could barely see straight
Thanksgiving turkey
Was soon to be done
With me on my throne, as the Queen of Square One


Catalogue of Queens said...

WAHAHAHAHA...this post makes me giddy. The bus driver is GANGSTA, i love it! hehe...I sang this aloud too (i couldn't help myself), but rest assured I will not be making a vid for this tune. :D

Catalogue of Queens said...

This is a natural consequence of my giddiness (see above), I jive to this:
SugarHill Gang - Rapper's Delight.

Catalogue of Queens said...

AGH!...I can't stop. LOL. Ok, I promise this is the last one. LOL...
Salt N' Pepa - Push It.

hahahaha...this blog entry made my day all sunshiney...hehehe

Catalogue of Queens said...

Oh, I just realized that your blog is talking about how your friend got sick. LOL...I totally didn't notice that until now...um...um...hope you-the-girl-in-the-pic get better. :) lemon and honey mix does good to the throat. :)

sandlot said...


wow. andy. i'm pretty speechless. it's one thing to be tagged in your posts. but to have a whole post dedicated to me? AND IT RHYMES IN TUNE WITH FPoBA?!!!! amazing!

also, i just realized how hideous that warped picture of my face really is. oh dearrrr.