Monday, April 12, 2010

You never forget your first

Things I've learned talking to doctors: You never forget your first.

You never forget your first pap smear. Mine was on a hooker at Anonymous Hospital. They hired her for the students to practice on.

You never forget the first time you draw blood. Back in my day, the students had to practice on each other. I practiced on Jane Smith. I eventually got it, but I really hurt her.

We've come a long way.

3 comments:

Mello said...

what was your first pap smear!?!?

sandlot said...

Everything (title AND content) about this post seems so sexually suggestive.

......

That, or I really need to get my mind out of the gutter.

a_ndy said...

@sandlot: Actually, for once the content was not supposed to be sexually suggestive.

But, having read your comment, I can see how they could be construed in that manner. Tsk.