Her latest bright idea is to name her future spawn "Harvey's". That's not Harvey, like the infamous Batman villain Harvey "Two-Face" Dent. Rather, it's Harvey's, like the hamburger chain, apostrophe-"S" included. Yes, you understood that correctly - Sandlot's future spawn will be named in the grammatical possessive. What happens when Harvey's himself arises to the age of ownership? That's Harvey's's problem, I guess.
This idea isn't exactly new, although I do think it's taking an affinity for Harvey's burgers entirely too far. What is new is Sandlot's projection that Harvey's will one day meet a girl named Wendy's. I suggested that he could have multiple Wendys (one for each day of the week), but Sandlot insisted that Harvey's have a singluar Wendy's, whose named matched his own illogical possessive nomenclature. The following conversation ensued:
Andy: I don't think that there's any girl named "Wendy's".
Sandlot: Well, then I'll name my daughter that.
Andy: I think that would incest [to pair Harvey's with Wendy's].
Sandlot: Ewwww... that's not what I meant!
Followed up by...
Sandlot: I think I just made an incestuous relationship with my future son and daughter.
Sandlot: Wait, that's not what I meant! Stop twisting my words!
Speaking of twisted - this is going to be one twisted family.