Played by Carlos Pestana

So while studying for my surgery exam, I drew from a set of review questions composed by Dr. Carlos Pestana, a retired professor from the University of Texas and the author behind the Kaplan surgery review course. I couldn't help but draw mental associations between this high-yield surgery guru and another famous Carlos...

Nurses and docs
Turn on your iPads to the
Words of Carlos Pestana
At the UofT
OR people - from the Surgery gang

Oh, Hernia Hernia
She reminds me of an OR story
Poking out from your inguina
We're taking her out via laparoscopy

Oh, Hernia Hernia
She fell into a metal tray
To the strokes of scalpel blades, yeah yeah
Held by Carlos Pestana

Stop the masses, stop the classes
Studying in the corner
See as the smart is getting smarter
The dumb is getting dumber

Inguinal hernia in the summer
Risk factors, trying to remember
In my inbox, there's an assessment letter
Staff surgeon just said, "Please do better"

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Hernia Hernia
She reminds me of an OR story
Poking out from your inguina
We're taking her out via laparoscopy

Oh, Hernia Hernia
She fell into a metal tray
To the strokes of scalpel blades, yeah yeah
Held by Carlos Pestana

I'm working with the fellow with the suction
Cautery's getting hotter
There is no saline to wash out the bleeder
Surgical tempers flaring

A ventral Hernia on the case list
Thinking of ways to make it happen
Then I called up to PACU
Hoping the day will still have time

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Debakey Bonney Kocher Adson open up your site

Hernia, you know you're bread and butter
In the clinic, I will see you
Through the belly, and even when you fall apart
I'll stitch you back together, Hernia, yeah
She reminds me of an OR story
Poking out from your inguina
We're taking her out via laparoscopy

Oh, Hernia Hernia
She fell into a metal tray
To the strokes of scalpel blades
Held by Carlos Pestana

Cuttin' them up, y'all
Carlos Pestana with the surgery gang
Sandlot, J-Rock, my dawg, Mr. Pestana, UofT